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Love!

[ Good day, pokegear viewers! Today we have one Haruka Amami on the feed. The vantage point looks like it's being shot close to the ground in the kitchen. Haruka isn't facing the camera and for a few moments she doesn't say anything. In fact, it's like she doesn't even know she's being watched right now! She is humming in front of the stove top, probably cooking. There is a swablu perched on her head and a pink dratini wrapped around Haruka's waist, peering over her shoulder. The dratini turns and looks at the gear, blinks, then turns back, giving its attention to whatever Haruka has in her hands. ]

The secret ingredient is love! [ Haruka exclaims, just radiating pleasantness, eagerly bobbing in place. She turns to her dratini and kisses it on the nose and then gives it an elaborately decorated blue-frosted cookie. The dratini wolfs it down in one bite and squeals joyously, apparently pleased as punch with the taste. ]

See? Love! Here, you too, Swablu! You guys get the first taste since you both helped me out!

[ She raises a red-frosted cookie up to the swablu which takes the cookie with her fluffy wings. The swablu cries out happily after a bite, now swishing her long tail feathers from side to side.

...While Haruka is feeding treats to her 'mons, the camera starts moving... It gets set on its side on the counter behind the young girl. Then small, purple, pudgy furry hands appear over the edge, quickly followed by a Gengar climbing up onto the counter. It gives the camera a wink and a mischevious grin and shambles quietly behind the gear, setting it right side up again.

Now with the higher view, assorted mixing bowls can be seen strewn about on the counter. In front of Haruka is a large tray of those cookies and a casserole dish filled with something more friendly for human-consumption, probably a casserole. ]

Okay, good! Now, if you'll excuse me, but it's dinner time for me, too! ♪

[ Haruka takes a fork and prepares a bite. ]

Love! I bet Yayoi-chan and Azusa-san would really like this! Maybe they'll be able to taste all of the love poured into it, right?

[ She winks at her pokemon, then takes a bite. ]

Love--rrrrrrrgghhckgrhgh?!?!

[ ... Oh my. Midway through the word "love" when Haruka put the fork in her mouth to take a bite, she immediately drops the utensil, staggers backwards, covers her mouth and spins around, unexpectedly facing the camera. Her eyes widen, but her expression is green. Green with sickness, regret, suffering and anguish.

She runs off-camera.

...Several moments later, Haruka returns with a sheepish smile, looking a little exhausted but decidedly not looking like she is going to toss her lunch. ]

Umm... H-Hi, everyone. Looks like the secret ingredient is...

[ She sighs dejectedly. ]

...following the recipe.

Uuu... I'm so sorry Mom... I've ruined Spaghetti a la Amami forever...

[[ OOC:: Action is for anyone at the Breeding Center in Goldenrod City! ]]

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They're not all sweet, Hayate-kun. [ That actually elicits a laugh from Haruka. ] The blue-frosted ones are sweet, but the red-frosted ones are sour... At least they're supposed to taste sour.

[ She begins placing the treats in tupperware regardless. ]

I used some of those berries that the pokemon really like. I don't think they're very tasty for you or me to eat.

Hmmm... I've never tried to do that before. Use wild berries, that is. I like to be able to taste test myself, so I wouldn't be able to if I used those...

Ah, in any case... *Rustling in his jacket a bit, pulling out a ball and with a FLLLLLLASHU a Mawile is on the kitchen floor, stretching her arms out like she woke up from a nap.*

Hime is my big snack eater on hand, since Azure isn't with me right now... Do you have any spicy ones? Those are her favorite.

[ Haruka watches the Mawile for a moment, noting the really cute face and that... really uh. Cute. Mouth on the other end. It reminds her of Iori-chan, though she doesn't really know why... ]

Spicy ones... Ah, yes those are the ones made with Cheri berries.

[ She picks out a light blue-frosted cookie and kneels down, offering it to Hayate's pokemon. ]

Hello and good evening. Did you just wake up from a nice nap? Well here, have a cookie. ♥

--ah! Amami-san! You shouldn't offer them like that when she just woke--

*IT'S TOO LATE.

As Haruka is going to find the Mawile whipping around and with a loud CHOMP sound clamping her ponytail mouth down on Haruka's extended hands.

... surprisingly, it doesn't hurt nearly as much as one would think for the horrifying sound it just made.*

[ oh well this isn't too bad

who is Haruka kidding this is pretty painful!!

Haruka is surprised, but she understands that some pokemon just aren't that friendly around people or have their quirks or need their space and what have you!! It looks like all her experience from working at the daycare is helping out.

Plus, there's no blood or anything, because the last thing we need is a pokemon with a taste for human flesh. She tries wriggling her hands and while she suspects she could yank them out, it'd probably really really hurt, so Big Sis' Haruka's gonna tap into that daycare experience. ]

Umm, Hime-chan, could you please be a very good girl and loosen your mouth? The cookie would taste much better with out my fingers in the way.

*oh jeez oh man oh jeez oh man

Hayate flails wildly for a moment, leaning down to calm down Hime as the Mawile staaares up at her trainer, before gently letting go of Haruka's hands--leaving behind the cookie, oddly enough-- as it rests behind her once more.*

Ahhhh... I'm sorry, Amami-san! Th... That's actually not her mouth, as hard as it is to believe. Though she can certainly chew things up with vicious tenacity using it...

*Hime turns around to actually face Haruka now, tilting her head off to one side, eyes closed and raising a hand up at her. Palm open. ... it's pretty clear she's demanding the cookie.*

It's okay, Hayate-kun. Hime-sama's a very good girl.

[ Of course Haruka puts the cookie in the little pokemon's hand. She still thinks Hime is pretty incredible! ]

Umm, what pokemon type is she?

Geh... Still... *Hime all but immediately noms the cookie, not savoring it in the slightest. Just CONSUUUUUME.*

She's a Mawile, and-- *Oops, she's leaping onto Hayate and latching onto his neck with her arms as he wobbles momentarily before straightening out while holding her.*

--she's rather attention loving. If that wasn't obvious yet, ahaha... She's really cute though, isn't she?

[ Haruka watches in amazement as Hime-chan clings to her "producer". ]

Heeeh, she's just like Deko-chan.

--Ahh! Yes, she's very attention loving.

[ Haruka kind of wants one... ]

Hm? *Did she say deko...? Hime clamors about in his arms as he stands there, shifting her slightly.*

She's just had a lot of time to grow attached... It used to be rather dangerous for anyone to come near me when I held her. She's calmed down significantly since those early days...

[ Ku!! That Mawile is adorable!

--though not to be outdone, Your Excellency, watching the entire ordeal from his island kitchen counter, and having just finished his own snack, is bored.

So bored that he latches onto Haruka's back.

Unexpectedly, and full weight, too. Haruka nearly falls backwards as Gengar clings to Haruka's torso. It gives Mawile a strange look... ]

I didn't write down the recipe for the treats, but if you're interested I can show you if you'd like! It's actually pretty easy.

Ah, that's okay, I wouldn't want... to... um.

*This is a rather half-lidded stare you're getting, Haruka.*

Are you just used to having that Gengar all over you at this point...? It feels like it's starting to become a trend.

*Hime, meanwhile, lays back in Hayate's arm as if she is a princess, casting a glance toward the Gengar.

... you can almost hear the sound effect accompanying the smirk.*

I don't like keeping my pokemon in their pokeballs when we're home, you know? I realized that I get to relax, so why can't they? And my pokemon are just really affectionate! Your Excellency especially.

[ Maybe she is getting used to it. Regardless though the gengar glares at Mawile and sticks its tongue out at her. The dratini still around her waist is largely unimpressed, now resting its head on Haruka's shoulder. ]

Mmm, I think the others are in my bedroom. I'm lucky that all my friends are still pretty small. I hear that dratini can get very big.

They get really big. Dangerously so!

*Hime is FAR TOO CLASSY to react to that raspberry! Which is why she simply lets out a Hmph! and leans into her ~~butler~~ trainer.*

I dunno though... I'd like to keep mine out, yet that might cause problems with how affectionate they are. Miya would follow me around all day, Hime here would do the same... Ayu would trip everyone up as she runs around... And it's not even fair how I couldn't let Hina out. Maybe when the weather warms up I'll leave them out more.

Do they? I really haven't had the chance to look more into her! I mean, she still needs a name after all!...

Harukasan Three?--No, no, Swablu would be Harukasan Three, then this one would be number four?...

[ While Haruka muses nicknames for her two newer friends, the Gengar takes matters into his own hands to elicit a reaction. He sticks his tongue out again, but of course having such an attack like LICK in his repertoire, it extends its gross self at least a foot from his mouth, lumbering toward Hime.

That's as far as it gets though, as Haruka sees the pink tongue of her purple monster and takes a step back. She shuffles around and and picks him up in front of her, holding him under his arm pits. She puts on a stern look! ]

Your Excellency, play nice. If you're going to cause mischief, please don't do it at the expense of other people, okay? [ Haruka pathetically scolds, now leaning back against the island counter holding the Gengar like a big stuffed animal. He doesn't seem very pleased with his holding arrangement, fidgeting now and then. ]

So then, what should I name you? [ turning to her dratini, head perched on her shoulder... ] Any suggestions, Hayate-kun?

*Hayate is making his best effort to leaaaaan away as he sees that tongue before Haruka reels it in, more than a little relieved since ew, gross.

Hime just continues to enjoy her butlery perch, letting out what sounds like a quiet "Ohohoho~" at the Gengar being trapped in the hug.*

--eh? A name? Um... hm... *It somehow took him this long to realize it's a... pink Dratini... largely due to the many other distractions. Yet while he wants to suddenly go "KAWAII DESU" at the little thing, he mulls over the few dragon names that spring to mind.*

... Bahamut? Tiamat? Igneel? Granberia?

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